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wow now heres a blast from the past. not updated in over a year. well life is good.......not, but looks to pick up. hopefully doing camp america again this year but only this time i am coaching mountain boarding.
currently 6 on the scale for drunkness, never the less if there are any lovely single girls out there who would like to contact me please do, sniff sniff. (sam your not a girl so this bit doesn't apply to you)
sam starts drinking again, yay he's funny and makes me laugh. i think i should give up drink for a bit. i have recently over the last year got a drunken mouth on me thats gonna get me hit. i just can't stand neds and everytime one says something to me or my mates i just have to have a come back. silly but not standing for any shit no more.
paul, sam, mark.......you are all fucking legends
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[27 May 2006|09:25am] |
So without all the crappy details i had a fucking great night last night all due to the fact i got punched in the face. it all started in the clyde when having a few drink and who walks in......NICKY LOUDEN. - for those of you who don't know, out of anyone i hate he is the main twat that i want to kill.
but no i don't get into fight, well not on whiskey, but i did do something that i'm fucking proud of. last drink of the night and we went to rugrats, he's in there again. i'm up dancing on the floor and see him leaving. i move towards the exit and as he passes i tap him on the shoulder. he look at me and i say to him.......
YOUR A FUCKING CUNT!
then he squares up to me, i push him, the bouncer chuck me out the pub, he comes out with all his mates etc and the twat runs up, hit me and then fucking backs right off. the best bit is i just stood there and this morning.......not even a fucking bruise. FUCK YEAH
p.s gaz i miss you!
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[25 May 2006|05:42pm] |
Soooooo its been a while, well for those that don't know, i now live in a place called kinlochard, i am the leisure manager at the five star resort of forest hills, on a shit wage and have no staff! so life is just dandy.
off to a mountain boarding competition next month (anyone else wanna take part or come cheer me on?)
saving up for my 21st bday holiday to spain. (again if anyway wants to come there are still places availible)
anyway i am at work and there is sweet fuck all to do right now, think i might go curling, cya laterz
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[10 May 2006|10:57pm] |
HOLY SHIT i'm 21 this year!!!
well i plan to go to spain to stay in a fucking nice place. i need people to come with me. prises are as follows!
flights £140 return
accomodation (if there are 6 of us) £7 a night so thats £49
so 1 week in spain - £200 or so plus food and drink money!
whos up for it. only 4 spaces unless we look at bigger accomodation!
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[17 Feb 2006|01:35pm] |
well the last few weeks have been so eventfull and busy.
firstly alyson and i split up, however everyone seems to know already so hey. i saw her last night, and we had a bit of a chat etc etc
anyway i have been a working boy now for 3 weeks, in that time i have learnt how to curl (yip like the fokes on tv) and i have made it onto a team. we won our game last week which was good. i actually helped get some points, so i am happy lol
erm as its half term there are lots of kids about but its good as i am the only person at work with any type of qualification so i am doing well there. looking at doing more qualifications and also life guard and first aid as well.
my boss might not be staying for long so it would mean i would be in a strong position to take over (even though i haven't worked there long). i am doing my best to learn everything i can so that i know what to do and look at being promoted asap.
well my nice big idea to go round europe is dying with style as no-one else seems to be doing anything about it. i looked at prices for tickets for the trains and also planes, i dragged paul to a travel agent to get some info on places we all want to go. but thats it. i am hoping the others might have done stuff i don't know about but hey!
next days off i get i don't no if i should come home or not, i kinda wanna see alyson (even with the current position) but i really wanna go and attack paul and do bad things to the boys ass. haha talking of that i sent him a random txt today from a number he doesn't have so he wont no who it was moohahahaha!
i forgot my phone so using my dads old one but have no-ones number! fortunatly alyson had pauls :D
tonight i think i am going for a little drink with gaz and hopefully meeting up with rhiannon if she txts me.
need to try and arrange that when i go to see paul that steve sam and mark are all there so we can go drinky drinky as i haven't been smashed in a little while.....no thats a lie, it was the staff party 2 weeks ago and i got a free bar, so after a few vodkas and red bull, oh and winning a dvd player in the staff raffle i had a fairly good night.
well its back to work tomoz.
hope you are all well and having fun. let me know what you are up to etc
bibi xxx
p.s does anyone know what i need to turn off on the security of a computer so that i can check my emails??? the hotel computer lets me use msn but not hotmail.
p.p.s i am hopefully going to make a new email address at google as i can check that so hopefully you will all be able to talk to me on that!
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[05 Jan 2006|04:01pm] |
R.I.P
TRAVIS WILLIAMS
one of my best mates at camp in america was killed when breaking up a fight. thoughts are with his family and friends.
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[31 Oct 2005|11:11pm] |
yassssssss party at kine right now. the kegs we buy holds 35 pints, i have had almost a third of a keg tonight moohahaha, sooooooooo wasted.
all i want to say is i miss my frineds so fucking much, you are all great uin so many different ways. paul, you fucking rock ya twat! haha as do tyhe rest of you bastards.
lastly.........
I LOVE ALYSON XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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[31 Oct 2005|12:45pm] |
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I'M COMING HOME! Actually I’m homeless.........ok I’m coming back to crash at Paul’s! Haha, that’s better.
As from the 5th of November I will be back in the UK (if all goes well and I don't get any trouble – I’ll explain in 2 mins). After a few months of beautiful sunshine and wonderful weather its time for me to return. You might be thinking 'I thought I was going to work out here' well I was but I miss you all too much and as much as I hate Glasgow and the ned’s, I’m going to stick it out for a bit longer.
My fokes are also coming back due to 6 months of working there ass off and then finding out all sorts of shit. When they took over the business the owner tricked them into having to spend a shit load of their money to fix the place up. Every cooker had to be replaced as they were so dangerous that they could just catch a light. The sewage system was broken, the water pipes all need replacing as do the air conditioning units. However when anyone asks me from now on who I admire I will say my fokes, they stuck it out and made it from a living hell hole to a muchly successful business. As for me I have lots to do now:
First thing is to find a flat and a job. Kindly my x-boss Brian had said I can stay with him, as has the wonderful Paul fry, and so has Sam and Ewan have both said I can crash for a wee while witch is very much appreciated of you all.
I can't wait to get back. Hopefully I will be acquiring some money and will be able to do my bit of paying for food and taking the boys out one night to thank them all. As well as that I am going to take Alyson to dinner and make a good night of it. Was really happy today as I got my pictures back of when she was her, he he some really great one and some rather odd and funny ones.
A few of you have been saying "shit I missed your birthday, sorry man, what do you want" - welllllllllll I have made a lovely long list and its cheap and easy to get. VINYL BABY. I have a hugh list of stuff I wanna get as I think I might actually try and take it up a bit more as before I left I wasn't half bad at mixing (or so I’m told). - The long list will be at the end of this so beware!!!
Wow it’s almost Christmas!!!! It still feels like summer as it was like 26 degrees today. I am going to try and get a new mobile phone and a digital camera, found a beast which is well good.
Anyone looking to get a flat in Glasgow? I hopefully think Steve is but if anyone else is then shout as it would be cool to hang out, male or female! I can cook and clean when I want to lol
As for jobs I have found a great company for extreme sports but I am also looking at trying to sell them a business plan I have under my sleeve! So hopefully that will work out. If not I have contacted Basketball Scotland to see what teams our out there and see if they need any coaches. As well as that I would love to try and get a job in O’Neill’s as I would get great discounts on some of the clothes which I always seem to buy anyway!
With Christmas around the corner, I have already bought Paul, mark, Steve and Sam their prezzies! Rhiannon is a bitch to buy for; I know what I want but can't find the exact thing I want to get her. As for charlotte I have no bloody idea at all! dildo??? And Gaz…..what the hell to get him :S
Got Sams birthday prezzy as well, there are two parts to it but they are kinda cool. So nearly bought him a bong or a pipe but had already got his prezzy for him! ack well. Oh and I have a belated prezzy for Paul :D
Right onto music list, some of these I want to see if there are remix's (drum'n'bass or dance)
I don’t know a lot of the artists but I have the songs lol
When the dawn breaks
Let me be your fantasy (remix)
rhino pon de replay
my,my,my
You can do it - ice cube (remix)
Out of touch - uniting nations
Swollen - bent (remix or chillout)
ce matin-la - air
Any other name - Thomas Newman (remix or chillout)
Offshore - chicane
Love on the run - chicane
Spitfire - prodigy
"Track 9" too many dj's
Comfortably numb (fat boy slim extended remix)
Laura - scissor sister (remix)
Anything by keane that’s been remixed
Galvanize - chemical brothers
A’ studio -SOS
Need to feel loved - reflekt
Lucky pressure - roni size
heartbeatz - style + breeze
I like it - narcotic thrust
Time to burn
9pm til I come – ATB (anything by ATB would be good)
Zombie nation
Sandstorm
A little more love - David guetta
Children – Robert miles
Talk – coldplay (remix)
I feel wonderful
Rapture
Pump it up
Everybody’s free
Calabria - drunken monkey
3 drives - greese 2000 (hard trance mix)
Ready or not - fugees (drum'n'bass remix)
ANY DARK DRUM AND BASS
There are probs tonnes more but hey I won’t go on all day!
Miss you all and see you in about 2 weeks or so, take care and have funski!
P.s - what is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit!
Sorry one more
How do you save a drowning baby? Harpoon it!
See you all soon and if anyone wants to throw me a party please do :D
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Ireland - irish parking!!!
UK in General - need i say anymore
America - so true
Austrialia - haha too good
Heaven - God loves us..........hehe
Scotland - its crazy how many adults can't read!
Last But Not Least Amsterdam - Drink!?
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[25 Oct 2005|10:03pm] |
jesus fucking titty christ, tonight i tried the local fire water. its called zaivana or something like that, but last time i had it i took the torist stuff, this shit was out the freezer. holy fuck, i downed the shot as its suppose to be taken and it blew my head off! my nose cleared up like the time i took a huge intake of air threw my nose of a pan of simmering vinigar, it just burnt me.
tonight is the first time in a while i have had a couple of drink, oollala tis good. i think i need my bed somewhat, am feeling slightly wobbley! but before i go i have a very nice and lovely poem for you all!
CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
who sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
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last year came the wonders of amsterdam, here steve, paul, sam and I got drunk and stoned but resisted the protitutes, now is the time for more adventures of "the twats"
prague, 8 people, appartment all to oursleves only about £10 a night each!!!! cheap, cheap booze apparently, like 4p a pint!!! thats a total of less than a £5 a night to get really drunk, baring in mind that an expensive pint is about 40p. moohaha.
anyone up for it??? god knowz about how much flights are but fuck it lets do it people! lets fucking do it! GUYS ONLY HOWEVER
martin, steve, toddy, mark, paul, sam, gaz, freddie any of you up for it???? praaa - gue baby YEAH!!!
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[11 Oct 2005|11:47am] |
so life is fairly good at the moment. for all those who don't know i'm back from america and living in cyprus. the average temp is about 28 degree C at this time of year, rather good if you ask me!
alyson has been over to see me which was sooooooo much fun. i wont go into details but all i will say is she is amazing :P teehehe. we watched the sunset, went out for dinner, went to a waterpark, went to the market, did couplely things and had fun ;) ;)
upset to see her go, but my sister emma came to stay, and lots of fun slagging each other off rotten which was good. slagged off the germans at the beach and had a good old chat.
I'M COMING HOME, I'M COMING HOME, I'M COMING...............all over the floor as i will get to see my paul and shit all over him whilst steve mark and sam all watch with jelousy moohahahahahaha. hyperness on a stick!
when i get back i am lookin to get a flat in glasgow for a year or two, by then i should have contacts and maybe look at jobs over seas! but that a while off!
alyson and i are really strong right now, well apart from the girl i shagge...........just kinddin! teehehe
anyway email me if you get the time, i know most of you are busy and thank you to everyone who remembered my birthday back in aug, and big thanks to those who got me a card/prezzy, muchly apprieciated!
love hugs and cleveland steamers!
p.s lads holiday next year anyone? a.a.a.a.a.amsterdam baby??? or maybe somewhere new this time!!!
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[25 Sep 2005|01:08pm] |
MARTIN, MARK, PAUL AND PETE! - these were the people who all apeared in my dream the other night.
i was at some party in clynder and i was gonna get a lift back to helensburgh but everyone left me. previously that night however mark, pete and paul had been setting explosives off and were in the area.
so i stated walking home and then got board so thought, ah martin live at the top of clynder (even tho he doesn't) so i was gonna go up and see him. then all of a sudden i hear the high pitched giggle from one mr paul fry, i see a hugh fuck of mindmill thing, it was red and white, like the type you get at fairs that you slide down. then i turn to see mark push the explosive bar down.
BANG!!!
pete leads the run with the two of em following him, the tower starts falling in thier direction, i start runnung after them. as i slowly catch up the fucking tower is sure to fall on me, my wonderful dream however gave me powers and i was able to run really really fast lol.
so i am about 2 feet away from getting this tower landing on me when i jump and narrowly miss it. the boys all come to see me and we laugh like bloody hyners.
martin then appears in full combat gear, he even has fucking guns for everyone! so we start slowly making our way threw the deep dark forest when we come across a lesbian couple!!!!! but martin shoots the fuck outta both of them and quotes the line "lesbians.....what a fucking waste". (its at this point i would love to add to the dream and tell you all that mark still fucked the corpses but he didn't)
so anyway we reach faslane base where pete sets off more explosives, but paul get hit by shrapnel and falls down some random pit. mark then pulls out a flare so that we could try to see paul, but he drops it and it falls down the hole.
all i remember then is a bright red light and then the dream changes to steve and me in amsterdam, where he is asking 4 hookers if they want a gangbang with him and me!!!!!!
all very strange i know. i must have some serious fucking mental problems!!!
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[16 Sep 2005|09:32pm] |
where to begin, ok so i get a live journal comment saying gaz is looking to come to cyprus, gaz you fucking rule man. this is gonna be so fucking sweet, i totally can't wait, gonna start taking a bottle of beer a night to stock up for the man. i hope he likes the local brew!
so today i was working away doing some general maintenance on the apartments and i had to go down this pit, it has the hugh fuck off generator for the sewage. so i go down there to put a new light bulb in, i was trying to unscrew the old one but it was rusted in, so i moved my hand and touch the metal part.....
I ONLY FUCKING WENT AND ELECTROCUTED MYSELF! jesus it was so funny! so i totally got fucked up and was in shock! so i managed to get out the pit off doom and recover, my hand was shaking like a bitch! good few volts going threw me there!
anyway, and in even more good news, i get an email from Alyson implying she is coming to see me, and guess what she is :D *does a little dance*
lol
miss you all, see ya soon xxxxx
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[14 Sep 2005|12:51pm] |
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA fuck you bitches.
ok so 2 tarts in thier early 20's were staying here and they walked off without paying thier bill. so what did i do.....call up thier airline and they will be getting stopped at check-in for thier flight moohahahahahaha. how bad would that be.
anywayz in other news i got offered a job out here but turned it down. more important things (or should i say people) on my mind.
if anyone wants to come and stay here (for free - thats food, booze, accomodation) during the october break or if you aren't busy at all then just say as i have room in my appartment. all you have to do is find cheap flights and spending money for things like go-carting (60mph carts), waterparks, clubbing etc.
infact i got offered 2 jobs, some guy wants me to dj in some local club :D might do it not sure. am so nackered after a days work in the bar :D freeeeeeeeeee boozeeeeeeeeee hahahahaha!
anywayz email me or send me a letter :D
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[12 Sep 2005|02:28pm] |
thank you to everyone who made my time back in helensburgh so good.
can everyone gimmi there address so i can send lots of post cards to you all. my address will be at the end of this email. i expect letters lol.
COME ON ENGLAND CRICKET TEAM
got lots of planning to do with where i am going to live so thats lots of fun to think about :S
anyway i gtg for a swim in the sea, no how about the pool or maybe go hang out in my apartment hehehehe, fridge,tv,dvd and vcr on the way tomoz hahahaha.
anyone wanna come stay with me?
bibi
p.s tell alyson i love her xxxxxxxxx
evzonas hill hotel apartments (room 113)
p.o.box 61213
paphos
cyprus
p.p.s sorry i didn't get to either say goodbye or see you at all :S
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[04 Sep 2005|08:30am] |
so not long left travelling until i need to come home. it all sounds a bit odd back home. i had a chat with my sister on the phone last today and it made me realise that i have alot of decisions to make this year. where i live, where i get a job and personally what i'm concentrating on, a relationship.
right now (even though i haven't seen alyson in over 2 months) is the happiest i have ever been with anyone. the saying "absense makes the heart grow fonder" - how true. the other thing is how many people would knock back other and turn down offers and wait over 2 months for you. then they only have 1 week before your off again but they are willing to wait.
i have so much to plan this year, i have a big big offer for some people when i get home and i really want it to work. its just so cool thinking about it right now. i miss you all back home and can't wait to see you all again very soon :P
on my travels i have been making a scrap book so i can't wait to show you where i have been. i just have to work out who i am going to go and visit and in what order hehe.
anyway see you all in about 2 weeks or so.
this message at the end here may sound as if it is only directed to one person but its not. when i left i know things weren't great between everyone but they used to be back in the day. i think if some people maybe changed and realised this then maybe they could ment problems. but it takes more than just one person to change.
partys are a great excuse to go and see people but it shouldn't need any kind of excuse or reason to have to even think about going to see your friends. that applies to glasgow and helensburgh foke.
anyway enough of me trying to sound like i have grow up sinse i went away, because believe me, i may talk like i have but deep down i'm still a party animal ready explode.......in more ways than one ;)
bibi and it would be nice if some of my friends wrote me emails now and again.
luv ya all xxx
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[27 Aug 2005|07:50pm] |
ok so these are sick and twisted but you should know me by now. if you don't like dead baby jokes please stop reading.
sam,paul,mark,steve,gaz and martin..........these are for you my friends (and that fuckwit, asian twat tom) :D enjoy
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a baggie.
Q: What present do you get for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.
Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
A: An erection.
Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing?
A: Because it had no arms or legs.
Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals?
A: A bus load of babies on fire.
Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Q: What's pink and chunky?
A: A baby with leporacy.
Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
A: So you can pick them up five at a time.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
Q: What's pink and spits?
A: A baby in a frying pan.
Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies?
A: Sticking pins in their eyes.
Q: How do you make a baby cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
AND FOR MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE:
Q: Whats red and crawls up your leg???
A: A homesick abortion
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[20 Aug 2005|09:59pm] |
oh my god, what a last few days i've had.....topped of by the most random night last night. we were chilling at a mates house in LA and these chicks came along. now i'm totally not looking for any action as i know Alyson is back home so i stop drinking so that i don't do anything silly.
the rest of the guys start playing a drinking game which eventually ended up with one of the girls going down on the other.......so one of the guys takes total advantage ofthis and takes them to his room and gets head from both of them.
meanwhile i am trying to sleep upstaires when all of a sudden i awake to find some chick trying to pull my pants off to give me head. (despite the fact i've never had head and everyone at camp were saying i was gonna get it before i go) i eventually got the girl to realise i was in no way interested.
after the 3sum downstaires the 2 girls come back up and start looking for there car keys so they can go (but they were so wasted) we decided not to give them the keys coz it was too dangerous.
then they start saying that they will make 2 phone calls and have us all killed. by this time however i had moved on to some good weed and was just so faided that i slowly laughed at her. she turned round to me and said she was....and i quote "i'm a gangster chick, i'll have you fucked up"
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA whatever bitch.
so yeah i think the moral of this story is fuck all but this trip to america has totally made me realise my feelings for alyson which is great and i can't wait to see her. :D big happy smile.
p.s i come home soon, anyone wanna throw me a party???
luv ya's all
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